Thursday, March 29, 2012

Taming the Sloth...

Good day all! Today is the last installment of my seven deadly sins series...Hope you're brain's been tickled at some point during the posts and hope you took something positive away...

Everyone’s aware of what a Sloth is I’m sure. Those cute as a button three-toed critters that take their own sweet time moving about? In fact, so slow they are they draw very little attention to themselves and their fur hosts an ecological system all its own. But…are they sloths? Truly?

You see the sloth I speak of today isn’t an animal that’s developed and adapted to the world around it, its slowness serving a distinct purpose. These animals aren’t lazy, just slow. Whereas, a lot of writers I’ve observed are not only slow, but in fact lazy. Of course their tendencies toward not accomplishing a darn thing can result in the very defense a Sloth needs to survive—drawing little attention to themselves.

I recently read an account of a writer that declared she didn’t write texting scenes because she didn’t know the lingo and opted instead to put her characters on the phone. Now, while it is still common for folks to talk on the phone these days, it’s much more likely they will send a text if the message is short and young people are particularly prone to this habit. In fact, if my children still lived at home and we went out in public to dinner I would most likely ban their phones while at the restaurant as it has become a distracting habit for youth to eat with one hand and bang out a message with the other, ignoring the company they are in and driving others around them crazy with their inconsideration. However, I digress, that’s off the beaten path. Back to the matter at hand.

Being a sloth. A lazy person. Personally, I find the regressing to lesser technology references plain lazy. This is totally disregarding the need for research and I do believe anyone that knows me knows by now how I feel about that. If you can’t research and get the facts straight stop writing. If you can be on Facebook blathering about your lack of sales then by cracky you have time and sufficient internet knowledge to Google text speak and LEARN. This is NOT a lazy man’s game. This is of course just one example of how writers are being sloths.

I see writers out begging the same people for sales day in and day out. They never step outside their social box and wander into waters unknown or get out and promote themselves. Then at the end of the day they wonder why it was that the end of the year numbers were so low. I have a post somewhere on telling to sell that I’ll recycle in the near future about marketing and how important it is. Face it struggling sloth writers. The industry today neither has the time nor resources to do your bidding. If you don’t get out and work your butt off for yourself you won’t get anywhere. This is hard work and anyone that believes otherwise is either blind or a fool…or…a sloth.

Reluctance to do or learn from edits. I am so very tired of seeing writers publicly bash their editors when in fact the writers’ whole issues revolve around the fact that they are just plain too lazy to take the time to learn what they need to know to be successful. Do you think for a minute the editors of the world got where they are, working and being paid to try to fix your messes, by sitting on their laurels and declaring they were above everyone else and knew it all? No. They didn’t. They learned from the ground up, and excuse me for stepping on everyone’s delicate toes, but if they achieved the title of editor, they DO know it all as far as I’m concerned and warrant being listened to. They are not sloths, in fact, the editors I’m friends with in this business are the busiest people I know, and in some cases some of the most disgusted and tired people. If you’re not listening to your editors and learning, put on your sloth shoes. You earned them.

Don’t want to be noticed? Don’t want to make sales? Don’t want gleaming reviews? Be a sloth…I guarantee you’ll get your wish.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Welcome, Jason Barret!

On Going Home by Jason Barret

I thought I was just a normal kid growing up in a little city in Upstate New York and, of course, I never really thought about being an author. What kid really does? I think my only aspiration at the time was to become a fireman. I was the youngest kid on the block so when all the older kids were in school I was left to my own devices but luckily I had a vivid imagination. My imagination became my sole source of entertainment and my conduit to new worlds. In my informative years I grew up creating scenarios and circumstances where I was the hero and had to defeat outlaw cowboys and space aliens. I suppose that in itself isn’t an unusual thing but at the time I thought everybody had stories running around in their heads. Maybe my stories were just a little more real to me than the other kids.  Even though I’m totally dependent on today’s electronics I can’t help but wonder if they haven’t taken something from our youth today, but that’s a subject for a different day and different blog.

So when I was a teenager I began writing my first book. I told a friend I was writing a book and said something like, “You know, everybody has a book they want to write.” He looked a little strangely at me and said, “No, not really.”  So I went along thinking I was either nuts or my solitary childhood turned me into an unrealistic dreamer. The book never got much further than the title, a story line and a few pages.

But still the dream persisted. Stories were still swirling around in my head but I was able to tap into my imagination when telling my young daughters stories or when playing imaginary games with them. This accomplished two things. First, it allowed me to create worlds without appearing nuts and secondly I could spend hours of quality time with the girls by telling stories and playing games. You see there are some positive aspects of child rearing after all! The stories I told weren’t the scary stories like the ones my father told me and the games weren’t the rough shoot ‘em up games I grew up playing. No, I learned my lesson early on when entertaining my soon to be wife’s niece, Susie, during an imaginary game with Ken and Barbie. Susie didn’t appreciate me letting Ken fall from the cliff (the chair) but before she really started crying I rectified the situation quickly by getting Ken back up on his feet and saying he didn’t get hurt and he’d never do that again. My only excuse is I was only seventeen at the time and hadn’t played any “girly” games yet. Hence a swift introduction to the happy ending concept.  A few years later when my first daughter was ready to hear some bedtime stories and play some imaginary games all the stories and games had happy endings.

Later, when I finished my first book I went to my first writer’s conference. It was put on by the same local RWA chapter that I later joined and still belong to today. I’ll never forget the feeling I got when I walked into the room full of real life authors. It was amazing. I always felt a little out of place in social gatherings like that but there I felt right at home almost instantly. Before I got there I had a preconceived notion of Romance writing and that was Historicals. I thought the day would be a complete and utter disaster but being the only guy in the house the chapter president took pity on me and introduced me all around. I quickly realized Romance wasn’t just historicals. I met authors of Sci-fi, paranormal, time travel, cowboys, and anything else I could imagine. I suddenly realized somehow I had come home. I was finally with people who shared the same interest as I did and who also had voices in their heeds! I met two wonderful women that day who later became my critique partners and good friends. We still meet whenever time allows.

So I guess the moral of the story is to follow your dream. So many times you’ll meet up with resistance from friends and even family who just don’t understand what’s going on upstairs for you. Family will try to understand and appreciate your desire to write but they won’t get that same feeling when entering a room full of authors. They won’t feel like they’ve just gone home but you will. Have you had a similar experience?
 
Jason still lives in the quiet community where he grew up and met his high school sweet heart and wife, Janice. Tucked away at the foot of the Adirondack Mountains of upstate New York, he and Janice enjoy daily visits from many furry and feathered friends who dine on fruit and seed in the safety of the Barret’s, “Back Nine” sanctuary.
Jason is a member of the Romance Writers of America and a member of the Central New York Romance Writers where he served on the Career Development Committee and Treasurer.  His first novel, Dead Or A Lie:  a paranormal vampire romance, was published in 2010.  Saint’s Sword is a prequel to Dead or A Lie.
Jason enjoys kayaking with his wife in secluded mountain streams where they quietly slip along in search of wildlife, waterfowl and breath taking views of nature at its finest. In the winter he enjoys cross country skiing followed up by a quiet evening and warm fire. When he finds the time Jason likes working on the ongoing project of restoring his 1972 MGB, a European sports car.
Visit Jason on the web at www.jasonbarret.com or contact him at Jason@jasonbarret.com.
Please enjoy an excerpt:
1332 AD Eastern Europe
“You’re lost in thought, Milord. What troubles you?”
Had he been so transparent? Could she possibly know he was thinking of her? He dare not express his true feelings. “‘Tis difficult when the boundary between man and beast aren’t so clearly cut. Today was difficult for us all. Jacob was our kinsman.” It wasn’t a lie. It had been a trying day, but at that moment he had not been thinking of Jacob.
“Is that all that troubles you, Milord?”
“Why do you address me as Milord? It has not been your way till this moment?”
“It seemed fitting. Your actions, words and compassion for one such as Jacob spoke to me as being very noble and I felt it somehow the right thing to say, but you’ve still not answered my question. Tell me if I’m wrong, but I feel there is more. Your eyes speak of a loneliness that wears heavy upon you and not just at this moment, but other times when you believe no one is watching.” She sat up and reached out to him and pulled him close. “You can tell me, Nicolai, ‘tis only you and me here.”
He took her in his arms and kissed her, gently allowing her head to rest on the grassy blanket. “‘Tis you that’s in my heart. I can deny it no longer.” He kissed her in a way he had not kissed a woman since Marta died. Over the years had he forgotten the absolute thrill such a simple everyday occurrence could produce?  For the first time in a long time he was hungry—maybe starved for love. This kiss sprang from his soul; not from his mind or even the need for carnal satisfaction.
He was no longer a nobleman who took what he wanted, no matter the cost, but instead a broken man, a simple man who finally needed someone to hold and to be held. The walls of the fortress he had built around himself finally gave way and with a torrent of passion he again kissed her with nothing in his mind other than how wonderful it felt to be in the arms of a woman again. He felt his passion rise and not just the heated passions that called to him to take her and make love, but deep passions stirred within him from a place he had long since thought dead. After all it was easy with the others. They were just barmaids and wenches that fulfilled his lust, but this was different. It almost frightened him when he realized it could be possibly more than just casual sex. He broke the kiss and looked into her eyes hoping he would find an answer to his questions there. 
“Nicolai, I wondered from the day we met if you were different than the rest and I know now you are. My heart too calls out for you to be with me.” She pulled him closer and he straddled her as she began to unbutton his shirt. Once his shirt was tossed to the ground, he unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts feverishly until he touched upon her scar. Here his kisses lingered and were soft and tender and healing as if the kisses themselves could make the scar disappear. Once again he captured her lips and explored her face, but took pause as he tasted a salty tear on her cheek. “What is this tear I find on your cheek?”
“A tear of sorrow and of joy. This day has been difficult but I find your touch soothing to my injured heart. I’m happy we found each other.”
She pulled him close again and soon they were making love and he knew it was love and not just satisfying their needs. He felt his body meld into hers as if the boundaries of her flesh and his were no longer separate things. His mind blurred with passion and she pulled him to her. Together, they gave way to the urges deep inside that demanded satisfaction. The time for words or thoughts passed as a fire of passion consumed them. In time, they slipped into a gentle sleep.

Website link  www.jasonbarret.com 



Sunday, March 25, 2012

A Few from WIP: For His Country...


“I think it is my business.”
“Well, think again.”
“Well, last I checked all those little trips I’ve been taking are working and it’s still a free country,” Gavin argued, taken aback by how good she looked. It’d been a long time since she’d dressed up. And whose fault was that exactly? It’d been a long time since he’d given her a reason.

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Thanks for dropping by!
Lila~~

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Welcome to Nat's Pre-Party Hop!!

Good morning all!

So happy to see you found me. Congratulations to Nat on her upcoming Blogiversary! For more on that celebration please go to: http://reading-romances.com/ .She's achieved quite an accomplishment and I agree, this calls for Drinking and Winning. :) So, let's get to it...

I'm a Crown Royal sort of gal and I like my Crown anyway I can get it, but I am particularly fond of it mixed with a few other ingredients in a little drink called a Royal Flush. Since being prompted to pick a drink or picky (that's southern by the way for appetizer) to go with the book I'll be sharing  a bit from today, I figured out that I must drink this drink because it completely describes most if not all of my story lines and/or characters. It's complicated and really shouldn't work, but somehow it does. The same goes for my picky I'll be sharing today, endive stuffed with walnuts and goat cheese. First the drink...

Pour ingredients into a tumbler over ice, strain into a glass, and serve.

Thanks Drink Mixer for a bit of help with proportions, although I still think a splash more wouldn't hurt. And remember boys and girls, drink responsibly!  http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink6439.html#ixzz1p5VkKT6q

Ingredients

1/3 C coarsely chopped walnuts
2 T honey, divided
Cooking spray
1/4 C balsamic vinegar
3T orange juice
16 Belgian endive leaves (2 heads)
1/3 C crumbled goat cheese
16 small orange sections (2 oranges)
1T minced fresh chives
1/4 tsp black pepper

Preparation
  1. Preheat oven to 350°.
  2. Combine walnuts and 1 tablespoon honey; spread on a baking sheet coated with cooking spray. Bake at 350° for 10 minutes, stirring after 5 minutes.
  3. Combine 1 tablespoon honey, vinegar, and orange juice in a small saucepan. Bring mixture to a boil over high heat, and cook until reduced to 3 tablespoons (about 5 minutes).
  4. Fill each endive leaf with 1 orange section. Top each section with 1 teaspoon cheese and 1 teaspoon walnuts; arrange on a plate. Drizzle the vinegar mixture evenly over leaves, and sprinkle evenly with chives and pepper.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Welcome, Symphony!


Symphony is a closet freak whom lives his fantasies through his many alter ego's in this case the character of Marcus. Shy to the eye with a sexual appetite for two or even three. Symphony is passionate in all that he does, priding himself on serving his woman with the ultimate experience of endless orgasmic pleasure. A sexual crusader if you will, on a journey to give the experience of a lifetime to the few unknowing women whom fall to his baby face and shy demeanor. 

Symphony carries himself as a, passive and shy gentlemen. Giving women a false sense of security in the bedroom, of you know the conversation ladies "Don’t hurt-em girl".  

Currently residing in Atlanta, GA, Symphony writes his own experiences coupled with fantasies of his just nasty mind. In the first installment of Office Fantasies "Cover Blown" Symphony’s stories will take you on a journey of sexual chemistry at its very best. 


“ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH YOUR OFFICE FANTASY”
Office Fantasies, a hot and steamy collection of erotic stories between two attractive coworkers, Marcus & Sydney. Marcus “the cute new guy” whom recently moved to Miami seems to be the shy, quiet, mystery guy. Little does Sydney know, she has an insatiable, passionate, sexual terrorist in her presence.

In the first episode of Office Fantasies "Cover Blown", the obvious attraction between Marcus and Sydney has become the talk of the office. Every day the two of them flirt and tease each other, until the sexual tension finally explodes into the Perfect Chemistry. Parking decks, office bathrooms and building elevators. This fantasy turned reality contains all the elements that make for a once in a lifetime sexual adventure for two.

Sydney & Marcus’s encounters will leave you breathless, wanting to know increasingly juicy details of their explosive sexual relationship in and outside of the office. Are you sleeping with your office fantasy?

Excerpt Cover Blown
Buckle your seats
And strap in
Because ladies
This is going to be
A really WET and
Explosive ride
I hope you have
You’re favorite
Toy near by
Because trust me
You will need it
Change your batteries
Lock your doors
Slide those panties
To the side
This fantasy
Is going to
Be a while
I’m sure
These encounters
Will have
Your bodies squirming
And dripping wet

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Call to Help a Fellow Writer in Need...



Mother to five year old and 3 month old sons, Twenty-sixyear old Lindsay McKeever’s life changed forever on January 21st 2012 when she was hospitalized with toxic shock syndrome. With her blood pressure at 30/50,oxygen level 50%, kidneys incomplete failure and in a coma, she was given little chance of surviving. But miraculously one week later, against all odds,she came out of her coma and slowly made her way back to the living. Because most of her organs began to shut down during the week she was in the coma, herhands and feet turned black and she had to have all her fingers and toesamputated. She was released from the hospital March 13th and has to have care 24 hours a day. She is unable to walk, or take care of herself in any way, not to mention the care she needs for her children. With no insurance Lindsay needs help to pay for physical therapy to learn to walk again and to do small things like feed herself, etc. A care fund has been set up for her by US Bank in Iowa and a paypal account for donations. She shares her amazing journey on a facebook page set up for her called “Lindsay McKeever Care Fund.”

Now thru April 30th, paranormal romance author Terri Grimeswill be donating 100% of the proceeds from both the print and ebook version of Now I Lay Me Down To Die to the Lindsay McKeever care fund. Help a deservingyoung woman and have a good read at the same time. Pass the word! Thanks!!!

Print version ($11.99): https://www.createspace.com/3495161
eBook version ($2.99): http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/29213

Links to buy the book in ebook and print are on thebookspage of my webpage at
http://www.terrigrimes.com/2010/03/books.html

I Want it Now!


Remember a few weeks ago we covered gluttony and how it can change our writing careers in not such high fashion? Well, guess who showed up today. Glutton’s first cousin, greed. Instigator and procurer of more goodies than we can shake a stick at.

Gluttony and greed are so closely related I often wonder if their mothers weren’t sisters or fathers brothers, or maybe even both. I have a case of double cousin-ry in my family. Yes, there actually is such a thing. My grandmother and her sister married brothers thereby making my mother and her brothers not just cousins with Auntie’s children but double cousins. I’m surprised the Ripley people and scientists haven’t descended on our hillside to do in depth studies of our genes yet as it has been rumored that we all share more genetic likenesses than brothers and sisters do. And by photo proof, I’m tending to believe that.

Oh dear. I ran off the track there for a moment. Where were we?

Ah, yes. Our dear friend greed.

Our companion Mr. Webster defines greed as acquisitive or selfish desire beyond reason. Now, in my mind that means wanting more and more and more of something and wanting it right now and damn the consequences or how it may affect another. In other words, get the hell out of my way and if you touch the last x,y,z I will be forced to slap you senseless and snatch and grab it out from under your ever watchful eye. We see this plenty at the holidays due to people’s poor planning. And I’m sure anyone that follows me has borne witness to my rants and raves about that in the later part of the year.

Wanting more and more and more. What as writers would we want more and more and more of? I’m sure money is the first thing that comes to mind. Of course anyone that’s not yet figured out that writers are some of the poorest paid individuals on the face of the planet has clearly been late to Publishing 101 more than once this semester. So, I tend to think in other directions when I apply greed to the writers I see flitting about cyber space.

Here are a few of my favorite things…have that song stuck in your head now?...that I see writers being greedy about:

Yapping space. As in dominating chat rooms when others are present and can’t get a word in edgewise for others plastering their wares and opinions up every ten seconds without thought that a bit of professional courtesy goes a long, long way in keeping your name among the individuals the others present will want to play with again.

Genres. I know several people that write in a few genres, but they do so because that is where their hearts lie and their genre of choice often overlaps another. Not because they see others making it successfully and out of ENVY (remember him?) decide to zero in on that genre because they are greedy and can’t stand for anyone to have a moment in the sun. (Has anyone figured out yet that more often than not, several of these sins pile up on a person and conspire to work together for our ultimate downfall?) As I’ve said a few times, do one thing and do it well. Don’t use a genre because you think you can make money at it because so-and-so did. Just because a genre is hot does not mean you are good at writing it.

Friends. How many people that you friend on Facebook or Twitter do you actually talk to or give a damn about? Isn’t the real reason you click that “friend” option a few dozen times a week just because you think the more the merrier insofar as how many people will see your name? You could care less about their name and in case you’ve not figured out yet, most of those people are as greedy as you are and are “friending” you for the same reason and give not one whit about you or what you’re doing. How many of your friends are actual fans that attest to reading you and care about your work? I’ve recently downsized and have noticed not one difference in my sales, in fact because I now utilize other means of getting my name out to readers, not just other writers, my sales have increased significantly. I’m not saying we shouldn’t have writer friends. They are vital and important. If they are really friends and not just greedy users. Think about that.

Social networks. Really? How many of the same lists of people do you need? Enough said. I’ve covered this several times.

Releases. Quantity over quality will be your ultimate downfall. Twelve piles of crap do not a career make. One pile of goodness does.

Websites, pen names, forum space, posts…

I could go on and on and on, but I think we get the idea here don’t we?

It’s a vicious cycle really. Where and when will you break the circle of sins against your career? My personal crusade began this year with acknowledging where I was and where I wanted to be.

Next week I’ll finish up my deadly sins series with sloth…and no, it’s not an animal.

Thanks for stopping by!

Lila

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Welcome TriDestiny Publishing!


Tri Destiny Publishinghttp://www.tridestinypublishing.com  -  A publishing company with a new concept: Help new authors hone their writing skills, build a better author platform to reach fans, and provide authors with the best resources possible in a warm and welcoming atmosphere.  We pride ourselves on giving authors the personalized attention they deserve, start to finish.  We believe in collaborative processes, from cover art to editing, working together to build the best book possible.  In an industry-first partnership with Autography, LLC, we provide authors a platform from which to personalize and sign their eBooks in the same way they sign their print copies. 
Tri Destiny Publishing has no “formula” or “mold” and we encourage thinking outside the bounds of the ordinary subjects and styles.  We have a continuous open call for submissions from authors who write what they love, not what we tell them to write; guidelines can be found on our website.


SIzzlin’ Bookshttp://www.sizzlinbooks.com – Tri Destiny Publishing’s spicy romance line.  Unlike the mainstream romances offered through Tri Destiny Publishing’s website, Sizzlin’ Books offers readers a wider range of subjects (paranormal, supernatural, BDSM, ménages, LGBT, and anything else our authors can imagine) with varying heat levels.  We provide a “Sizzle Scale” so, as always, our readers know exactly what to expect when they buy from the Sizzlin’ Books line.    
Much like Tri Destiny, Sizzlin’ Books has a very open policy on submissions and content.  Our guidelines can be found on our website.  We encourage all authors who are unsure if their manuscript would be a good fit for the Sizzlin’ Books line to send a query letter to us.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Welcome, Stephanie Queen!


Advice to Romance Readers

Thanks so much to Lila for giving me this chance to spout off  pontificate  preach  delight   whatever  communicate to readers of romance. I love to talk, but since I’m a writer, I’ll write you all a letter. Of advice. With my sincerest expert opinion about reading romance novels. 

Dear Reader, 

First about me my credentials: I’ve been reading romance novels since I got out of college and discovered trashy popular novels after years of being so tremendously bored with tomes about internal rates of return that I considered becoming an agriculture major because they at least  participated in calf-birthing and such   intellectual stimulation.  I had to rest my fried   enormous  over-worked brain. I became hopelessly addicted to the point of spending the laundry money on books   instantly enthralled by romance novels.  So here’s a few pointers on how to maximize your enjoyment of reading romance novels from a writer reader and  reader  writer:

Pointer #1:  Never skip to the end because you know what’s going to happen anyway—of course they live happily ever after   because it’s the tense moments of the journey that count the most.  You must give the story and characters at least 5 pages  a chance to simmer for that slow build to the climax. (I’m talking about READING here).

Pointer #2:   Never  Always   Judge a book by it’s cover.  Clearly I’m conflicted  certain  full of baloney  an expert about this.  The cover can tell you a lot   nothing at all  the basics  about what’s inside. But beware the misleading  annoying  surprise.

Pointer #3:  Always find a closet where the kids can’t find you  place to read where you can relax and have  five stinking minutes  some uninterrupted  time  to read the  juicy parts  entire novel in one sitting if possible.

Poionter #4:  Always write a fan letter to the author! 

Sincerely,

Stephanie Queen


Stephanie Queen’s latest release, PLAYING THE GAME, is about sports and love in the big leagues.  Here’s the teaser:

Playing the Game:  About more than a ball.

Can a woman bring down a legend by distracting him from his game?

Since her disastrous marriage ended, Roxanne Monet has sworn off serious relationships with men. She has more important things to worry about, like accusations of murdering her wealthy husband, no money and no job.  But when she meets superstar Barry Dennis and he challenges her to a game of seduction, she decides to play ball. When the game turns serious, she unintentionally exposes the legend to be a flawed man.

Barry Dennis picked the wrong woman to play games with when he decides to flirt with the enigmatic Roxanne. Being the best takes all he has. He can’t afford to let anything or anyone interfere with his first and only priority--Basketball. But as the attraction between them heats up, he finds himself losing sight of his life’s game plan.

While the sports world’s microscope is trained on Barry’s game and the media hounds Roxanne about her husband’s mysterious death, the stakes are ratcheted up even higher when Barry’s young daughter, Lindy is injured. Roxanne gives Lindy the attention she needs while Barry struggles to cope with the demands of his new priorities.

Can Roxanne rely on Barry to do more than play ball?  She takes the risk and gives him the last thing she owns--her heart.

Excerpt from PLAYING THE GAME: 

     “Damn it,” Roxanne muttered. Her drink had splashed on her dress. The crowd was dense. Looking right, and then left, at the partygoers around her, she took a surreptitious glance down to inspect the damage.

A very large, dark, wet spot spread over her left breast. Luckily it was only ice water. Or maybe not so lucky, on second thought. She watched in horror as the red silk material clung to her skin.

“Double damn. My nipple is showing!” This time she forgot to keep her comment under her breath.

“Now that I’d like to see.” The man appeared from nowhere, towering beside her. He watched her reflection in the floor to ceiling window.

The heat of embarrassment ignited her face. The man was no gentleman. Her embarrassment turned to anger in a flash. She jutted her breast out for him to see.

“You can look all you want,” she dared, wanting to shift the discomfort to him.

She thought she’d succeeded, until the signature dimpled half-grin split his face.

“I’m Barry Dennis.” He held out his free hand for her to shake. He held a bottle of beer in the other. The famous lopsided smirk remained in place.

“Must be my lucky night.” She ignored his hand.

He laughed.

Biting her lip, she reminded herself to behave professionally. He was the star attraction at this gala and they were both there to raise money for a good cause.

“I’m Roxanne Monet.” She shook his hand. She eyed him, wondering if he’d dare to say something about her nipple.

“I know who you are. I watched you get fired from your job at the TV studio a few days ago. You were supposed to interview me.” Unrestrained amusement shone in his eyes now and his grin widened. She was really starting to dislike this guy. 

Five things about Stephanie: 

First of all, Kitty is a legitimate name for my cat. I don’t believe all the abuse I get for poor Kitty’s name.

Second, I do not wear a crown to the grocery store. I leave it in the limo with my driver and dash inside with dark glasses.

Third, I have a hard time taking bios seriously.

Fourth, my next novel, Playing the Game, is not as lighthearted as I generally write—it’s a departure. But it’s about one of my other (than writing) passions – sports.

Fifth, I’m a jockette (see above re: passions – sports). 

For more about Stephanie Queen and her books visit her website at www.StephanieQueen.com, follow her on Twitter @StephanieQueen or catch up with her on her Stephanie Queen Facebook page. 


Giveaway!

Stephanie Queen will give away a copy of her RT Book Review 4.5 Star romantic comedy THE THROWBACKS to one lucky commenter.  Please let her know your answer to the question:

Do you like your romance novel with A. Laugh-out-loud humor or B. intense emotional drama?  Leave your e-mail address to win and to sign up for her scintillating   so-so  sporadic entertaining newsletter. 


Sunday, March 18, 2012

Six From a WIP...For His Country...Enjoy!

Gavin couldn’t help but smile at Dulane’s tactic to divert attention from himself. Then he scowled at how well it had worked. Someone else touched his bottom? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. What the hell did Raylyn think she was doing anyway? That was his bottom!

Please be sure to stop by and check out some other fine writers and their sixes at:
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Thanks for coming by today!
Lila~~

Saturday, March 17, 2012

St. Pat's Blog Hop Winners...

Good morning everyone!

Yesterday was so much fun. Thanks to Carrie Ann Ryan for hosting and organizing the blog hop. I met a lot of new folks, thanks all for reading and commenting. I hope you have fun today with your mugs of Guinness and cabbage from the crock pot. :)

Now for the big news. The winners!

The winner of the e-reader, choice of Kindle or Nook, Melissa L from Carrie Ann's blog. And the winner of the $90.00 gift card was Shadow from Wendy's blog. Congrats!

The winner of my $10.00 gift card is Ashley Vanburen! Congrats! Your treat is on the way. :) Thanks to all who signed up for my newsletter. Hope you enjoy keeping up with me and all my happenings every month. In it you'll find all sorts of goodies...new releases, featured authors, and more contests are scheduled throughout the year.

Have a great day all! Happy St Pat's Day!

Lila~~

Friday, March 16, 2012

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Hi St. Patty's Day Blog Hoppers!

Thanks so much for making me one of your stops along the way, and thanks to Carrie Ann Ryan for hosting this event. :) Today, you'll have the chance to win a $10.00 Amazon gift card, I'll tell you how at the end of the post...which I hope you find informative and entertaining.

Being a Catholic I not only get to celebrate in all the normal ways other folks do with leprechauns, pots of gold, Blarney stones and green beer, I get the great fortune of celebrating the feast of St. Patrick and with some great Irish food. And anyone else Catholic will agree with me that we feel fortunate when St. Pat's Day falls on a Friday during Lent--a feast day trumps fasting for lent in which case we get to eat corned beef brisket to our heart's content rather than abstain and eat more fish. :) So, I thought, being of the mackerel snappers persuasion I would share a few facts about St. Patrick and a recipe for a delicious side to go along with your brisket this year.

Yes, St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, but did you know that he wasn't a born Irishman? Nope, it is speculated he was either Scottish or born in Roman England. He was actually sold into slavery in Ireland before being released only to return years later. He was said to have used the shamrock to explain to the pagans about the concept of the Holy Trinity, and it is also widely rumored he drove all the snakes from Ireland into the sea to drown.

Interesting stuff huh?

Now, everyone knows cabbage is the perfect side for that brisket we'll all be munching on tomorrow...here's my crock pot version...

One large head red cabbage
One large sweet onion
3C granny smith apples or other tart variety
salt and pepper to taste
2C hot water
1/8C brown sugar
2/3C apple cider vinegar
1/4tsp cloves

Chop all veggies and fruit and combine in the crock pot, cook on low for 8 hours. Enjoy!

Now about that $10.00 Amazon card...simple, in the right hand sidebar there is a link to sign up for my newsletter...click, join, and voila! you are entered to win. Also, don't forget to leave comments here and at the other stops for chances to win a Kindle Fire or Nook or a $90.00 Amazon or B&N gift card.

Have a look around. I hope you find something that interests you. And have a great time hopping today.

Thanks for coming by! And be sure to check out all the other find St Pat's Hop Stops at:

http://carrieannryan.blogspot.com/2012/03/st-patricks-day-bloghop-is-coming.html

Happy Hopping!
Lila

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Welcome, Kenya Wright!

Has your muse always known what genre you would eventually be published in? 
            Definitely! My favorite genre is fantasy. When I began writing I knew the novel would fall into that genre. 
Do you read your sub-genre consistently or do you prefer another? 
            My sub-genre is urban fantasy. I do read it consistently; however, I love paranormal romance, erotic romance, sci-fi, and pretty much any novel that looks interesting. I recently stepped out of my usual genres and read a cyberpunk book. The book is now one of my favorites. 
If you weren’t writing, what would your fantasy occupation be? 

            Movie Critic or High-end Restaurant Critic! 
Do you live near, or have you ever visited, the locations you use as settings in your works? 
            Yes. Fire Baptized’s setting is in Miami and I also live there. Miami is such a vibrant city full of many cultures. I attempted to capture that within the book. A lot of the supernatural characters are from Hispanic or Haitian ethnic backgrounds. The magic system is also based on Santeria which is an Afro-Cuban religion. The caged city that the supernaturals live in are divided into five districts. Each districts is themed in a popular Santeria god’s favorite colors, animals, objects, and powers. I really had a lot of fun writing the book.
Where do you see brick and mortar book stores in five years? 
            I believe brick and mortar book stores will remain. Some will go out of business, but the smart and innovate stores will survive. The survivors will provide some benefit to readers that will motivate many to physically come to the store.    Additionally, I have a kindle, but I still enjoy going into Barnes and Noble, smelling the books, and sipping coffee as I browse the new releases. You just can’t get that same feeling from the kindle.  
Do you put any stock in reviews or is reader feedback more important to you and why? 
            I put stock into both. Reviewers are still readers. Both groups have taken the time to walk around in the book’s world and experience the story. There is definitely value in both groups’ opinions. 
Where do you write? Home office, local Starbucks?
            I write everywhere because I have a pretty busy life. I work full time as an EEO specialist, I am a part-time student at University of Miami Law, and I have three kids (5yr, 4yr, and 9mo). I carry around a notebook with me.  If I leave the notebook at home, then I’m writing on napkins, receipts, and anything that I can get my hands on.
            However, I would say that there are three places that I mainly write. One is the playground. It’s the best time to write when I have my kids. Second is the Miami metro rail. I get a lot of writing down while I commute back and forth to work. Third, believe it or not is my bathroom. I put the little ones in the bath tub and throw some water toys in. If it’s a good night, I am able to write for an hour. 
Do you have mood music you write to? What are your top five picks? 
            Music is my greatest inspiration. I tend to like really weird songs when I write. Other songs I just enjoy to have playing in my ear in the background. It is so hard to narrow down my favorite, but I will have to say that in no exact order my top five picks are:  
1- Hearing Damage  by Thom Yorke
2- Mr. Right by Raheem DeVaughn
3- Rolling In the Deep by Adele
4- District Sleeps Alone Tonight by Postal Service
5- Golden Brown by The Stranglers 
Are you a full-time writer or do you have other obligations? If you have another career, what do you do? 
            I have several other obligations. I work full time with the Department of Labor. I go to University of Miami law part-time. I’m a wife and a mother. I honestly don’t know how I was able to write my book, but I do plan on buying stock in Starbucks. I drunk a lot of coffee last year.
You’ve just found a magic lamp, the genie popped out and granted you three wishes…what are they?
            First Wish: Twenty billion dollars. I would be able to write all day, travel, give my             children an outstanding education, and even help those that needed it. 
            Second Wish: The ability to eat whatever I wanted and never gain weight. I could always             eat chocolate covered fried cheese cake, foie gras over pan seared duck, and bacon covered lobster. 
            Third Wish: The power to eliminate all abuse and exploitation of children and animals                               throughout the world. I hate when those that can’t defend themselves are harmed. I        don’t look at the news when there are cases about these issues because I become   depressed. 
If you won the lottery but the stipulation was you had to give away half the winnings, what would you do with that half? 
            I would give a large portion to organizations that help children and animals.
Do you believe that we as writers have certain moral obligations to our readers? How do you fulfill them? 
            This is a really interesting question. hmmmm.
            No. I don’t believe writers have moral obligations to readers. A book is not as unavoidable as television shows, radio music, and public signs. I believe that if a person picks up a book that promotes abuse, racism, hate crimes, etc, then that person possibly was interested in the topic to begin with. Granted there could be times when a child happens to pick up the book, but then this would raise other issues like parental neglect or the book’s placement in a public area

            However, I do believe that writing gives a great opportunity to promote moral issues. In Fire Baptized, the consequences of child abuse and drug addiction are raised within the novel.  
Do you have children and what do they think about your career? 
            Well my little ones think it’s awesome, but I’m not sure they truly grasp how cool it is to publish a book. 
Favorite movie?
            This question is so unfair. I am the biggest movie goer in the world. I probably have fifty movies in my number one spot. I’ll say Interview with a Vampire because it is the first movie popped in my mind.   
Bubble baths or long, hot steamy showers?       

            Bubble baths with a nice book, my husband, and/or Jason Momoa. 
Beach or mountains?

            Mountains. For the past six years I’ve lived next to beaches, so it would be fun to have a nice change. 
Chocolate, vanilla, or swirl cones?
            Swirl cones full of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey ice cream!! 
Four wheel drives or sports cars?
            Sports car. Truthfully, I’m more of a bicycle type of girl. 
Oil or lotion? 
            Well, it definitely matters what one is doing with those two items. LOL! For regular daily use, I love lotion because oil puts an extreme shine on my skin. However, in other situations I enjoy oil, warmed if possible!
 
Kenya Wright always knew she would be famous since the ripe old age of six when she sung the Michael Jackson thriller song in her bathroom mirror. She has tried her hand at many things from enlisting in the Navy for six years as a Persian-Farsi linguist to being a nude model at an art university.  However, writing has been the only constant love in her life.
        Now Kenya is publishing her first book, Fire Baptized, the urban fantasy novel she always wanted to read. This novel is the first book in a series.
        Will she succeed? Of course.
        For she has been coined The Urban Fantasy Queen, the Super Iconic Writer of this Age, The Lyrical Genius of Our Generation. Granted, these are all terms coined by her, within the private walls of her bathroom as she still sings the Michael Jackson thriller song.
            Kenya Wright currently resides in Miami with her three amazing, overactive children, a supportive, gorgeous husband, and three cool black cats that refuse to stop sleeping on Kenya’s head at night.

Since the 1970’s humans have forced supernaturals to live in caged cities. Silver brands embedded in their foreheads identify them by species: a full moon for Vampires, a crescent moon for Shifters, a pair of wings for Fairies, and the list goes on, for each supernatural species has been tagged and categorized by humans.
            Lanore Vesta is marked with a silver X, the brand of Mixbreeds, second-class citizens shunned by society. She stays to herself, revealing her ability to create fire only during emergencies. All she wants to do is graduate college and stop having to steal to survive. But when she stumbles upon a murder in progress, she catches the attention of a supernatural killer. Now all she wants is to stop finding dead bodies in her apartment.
            Enlisting help from her Were-cheetah ex-boyfriend Meshach and a new mysterious friend named Zulu, she is steered through the habitat’s raunchy nightlife. But their presence sometimes proves to be more burden than help, as they fight for her attention.   
            While the corpses pile up, and the scent of blood fills the air, Lanore is left wondering: will she find the psycho or die trying?
Excerpt from Chapter two
A creaking sound announced MeShack’s door was opening.
“Like a slow river, baby,” MeShack sang. His voice was a musical instrument, sending smooth liquid tones through the apartment. “So slow, you run through my heart.”
He bent his copper-toned body under the doorway’s frame.
“Like a slow river, baby.” He wrapped a pink towel with yellow flowers around his waist and closed the door. Drops of sweat clung to the rows of muscle on his stomach. “You run through my heart. Like a slow--”
“Would you stop? You’re going to get that song stuck in my head.” I glared at him. His skin glowed like honey poured over layers of caramel. His black pupils blazed within hazel irises. I looked away and asked, “Is Joanne asleep?”
“Is that her name?”
I rolled my eyes and nodded.
“Yeah, she’s asleep.” He walked in a bowlegged stride toward me, bent down to kiss my X brand, and snatched the joint from me. “Cool shirt. The hot Were-cheetah that bought you that shirt must be a comedic genius.”
“Or a pre-med geek who thinks he’s funny,” I muttered. The shirt I’d put on after my shower said, ‘I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.’
“I see you’ve been in my marijuana supply tonight,” he said. "And I'm not a geek. Hot band leaders can't be geeks."
"You're right. Perhaps the best words to describe you would be humble and modest," I said. He smiled and flexed his biceps in response.
Humming, he walked into our kitchen, pulled a rubber band out of the ‘everything’ drawer, and tied his black curls into a pony tail that went past his shoulder and lay at the center of his back. He’d gotten the hair from his father, a Were-cheetah from somewhere in Africa. Everything else came from his Iranian Were-cheetah mother.
 Ten stray Pixies flew from under the door table and swarmed in MeShack’s direction.
“These freaking strays are killing me. No more, La La. I’m serious. I convinced Janice to take two home with her.”
“Joanne,” I corrected, watching him pull out sugar cubes and hand one to each pixie.
“I haven’t seen you smoke in years. What’s up?” He grabbed a slice of raw ostrich meat from the refrigerator, folded it, and then stuck the entire piece in his mouth.
 I scrunched my nose up in disgust. “On a scale of one to ten, with ten being horrific, today was a hundred thousand.”
“Why?” He drank milk straight from the carton, threw the empty container into the trash, and burped.
“What’s wrong?” He balanced the joint between his full lips and sat down next to me. “Whose neck do I have to break tonight? Please say it’s Zulu.”
“For the thousandth time, I’m not dating him.”
“Whatever, La La.”
 MeShack had called me La La since we were nine. Most Shapeshifters knew how to control their shifting by six. His mother and my father were drug buddies. She’d been too busy getting high with my dad to teach MeShack control. When I met him, he couldn’t say Lanore. His face had shifted in and out of cheetah form. La La had been the only words he could manage as his long tongue hung out of the side of his furry mouth.